EPOV

I drove my working Chevrolet through the Forks’ evening streets, eagerly smelling a flavor that was coming out of the pizza box. I do not like the working car, but Volvo had to be left for annual inspection at the service station. So today, I have flashing lights on my car. It was the fifth Friday, which I spent with Bella. Yes, Friday has recently become my favorite day. I like all normal people was in a hurry to finish work early and to slip away to visit my girlfriend. And maybe our relationship is platonic, but still I was happy with it like a child. She is waiting for me. I am needed. Bella needs me. I need her. Well, I know that later I will jerk off. Cullen is a perverted asshole – this is not news. Yes, sometimes I reminded myself a psycho-schizophrenic with severe split personality. With Bella, I would eat, drink, smoke, laugh, watch TV, discuss the latest town news, talk about the high, and after coming home, I would jerk off heavily. Sometimes four or five times in a row to go to sleep peacefully. I imagined that I would spend the next evening with her, studying her body with my mouth, and on Sunday I would bring my sweet baby girl to the point of exhaustion with my hands alone. As for Monday, at lunch I would allow my dick having a good laugh with her sweet pussy right on the back seat of my Volvo. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... relax! We must be strong. Why not? Because I am her friend. And enough already talking to myself! You stay back there. Relax, I said! She is joking with us on the brink, man.

I ruffled my hair with the fingers, recalling how the first (but not last) time I realized what a cruel game Bella played. I still managed to persuade her for a fast driving. This silly girl was screaming like crazy when I drove my car up to two hundred kilometers. I was awarded the title of a “fucked-up driver” and five clips on the back of the head, when we finally stopped to have some sandwiches and coffee.

“Has my father always driven this horrible painted car,” Bella has complained on the way back.

“Yes, and I am showing off driving mine,” I was bragging, pulling the glasses on my nose. Sun in Forks... wow, magic.

“Hey, do you have this thing? Well you know, like in the movies – flash lights on the roof,” she bowed her head conspiratorially. I pulled the flash lights from the glove department.

“It’s called cherry top, baby.”

“Oh, a friend of mine used to call my...” She giggled holding up a fist up her mouth. “It also signals when a playful guy is near...”
I choked on air, shoved my fingers in my hair and all the way I was enjoying in silence that my rolled out of my head eyes were covered by dark glasses. It was the most harmless Bella’s prank...

“Hey, Officer!” A hot blond waved her hand from the sidewalk, pulling me out of memories.

I slowed down and got out of the car. Even after work, I can not stop being a cop. Especially due to the fact that salvation of such hot babes is a very pleasant thing. But Bella and cooling down Pizza were waiting for me, so I will be brief.

“How can I help you, ma’am?” The girl was dragging a suitcase on wheels and looked distraught, embittered.

“Tell me how far is it?” The blonde gave me a notebook, where, under the “Swan’s Boondocks” heading was Bella’s address. Once again, I gave a blonde an appraising look. “What are you staring at, handsome? Yes, I’m not from around here.”

“Well, I was just driving there, so get in, beauty,” I said – And put her along with her suitcase in the back seat and began the interrogation. “You are here on business or to visit someone?”

“I will speak only in the presence of a lawyer,” she cut off my questions.

I smiled. Well, I bet you are here to visit your friend. I wonder why Bella did not warn me.
We arrived at the house. I helped a young lady out of the car, took her suitcase, grabbed a pizza from the front seat and confidently walked to the door.

“Moonlighting, huh?” The blonde giggled.

I just smiled in a collar of my turtleneck and rang the door bell.

“Roooooooose!” Bella screamed, clutching the arms of a blond. “How? What the hell are you doing here?”

“Surprise, baby,” the blonde laughed and looked at me. “Well, pay up the guy or something... And give him a tip, he gave me a lift here. He is soooo sweet...”

Bella seemed to have just noticed me and started laughing uncontrollably.

“It’s not... haha, he is...” Bella breathed deeply, trying to stop the laughter. “It’s... Please, meet Edward Cullen.”

“Rosalie Hale,” an unexpected visitor held out her hand. “And you... hmmmm... Do you guys have a date or something?”

“No...” Bella cut off. “We are sort of friends.”

I suddenly felt like a complete idiot. Today I’m here obviously odd man out.

“Bella, I’m probably gotta go...” I tried to pretend to be a gentleman, not wishing to interfere these two girlfriends.

“No, no, no,” babbled Rosalie. “No need to change your plans because of me...”

“We didn’t have any plans. Just pizza and some movie,” explained Bella.

“Awesome then. We’ll sit around, talk. Only I need a shower,” a blonde decided for all of us.

Bella shrugged and took Rosalie upstairs. I pulled off my coat and reached into the fridge for a beer. When Bella flew into the kitchen, I was practically standing doggy style, pulling out a bottle.

“Again you saving town guests huh, Cullen?” She slapped my ass with her hand. Holy shit! She always does it. “Do not stand so – you’ll get used to it.”

“Fuck, Swan, it hurts,” I straightened up and rubbed my crippled, injured part of the body.

“That was the plan, baby,” this little bitch giggled, tearing out of my hands the opened bottle.

Damn... Well, why does she turn me on with all these tricks? And why I always lose my temper? Like now... I pulled Bella to the fridge, fixing her hands at her sides.

“One day, I could not stand it, and I’ll kick your little yummy ass, my friend,” my cock immediately twitched and pierced more into her stomach.

“I’m all waiting for it, dude,” she pulled away and bit my nose...

Shit... it was damn painful.

“Aaaaaa, bitch!” I staggered back, clutching my bitten nose. Bella, laughing her ass out, rushed into the living room.

“Take off your pants, Swan,” I deliberately pulled the belt buckle.

“Go to hell, Cullen,” we circled around the couch. She giggled, I roared and showered threats, receiving in response the wishes to go where the sun don’t shine of different animals.

I was going to skip over the sofa, but Bella suddenly rushed to the side of the stairs to the second floor. You’re kidding, baby? I caught her on the first step and dropped onto the couch.

“Come on, chief, got bracelets?” She defiantly spread her legs, stretched out her hands in front of her and licked her lips. “I promise I will fight desperately. And take off your belt already – let the pants fall down.”

“Role-playing, huh?” Rosalie chirped, rallying from the stairs. “Can I join?”
I blushed like a boy, trying to fasten a buckle on my belt.

“Oh, Rose, he’s useless... He only promises.” Swan was still grinning, stroking her disheveled hair.

“Maybe he is playing for the other team?” Rosalie suggested, sitting on the couch next to Bella.

“What other team?” I plopped into a chair opposite them.

“Eureka! “ Bella jumped up, clapping her hands, shrieked. “Why didn’t I guess? Cullen is gay!!!”
I slapped my hand to my forehead.

“Okay, girlfriends, if you feel better, I will be gay,” a brilliant rule – do not deny the absurd, otherwise it will seem real.
Rose snorted. Bella sighed in disappointment:

“Prick, you spoiled all the fun,” she whacked me on the head with cushions and disappeared into the kitchen.

“Shut up, woman, and bring me booze,” I casually shouted at her back.

“You are funny,” Rose diagnosed me.

“Yeah, I also moonlighting in the circus once in a while... in the spring mostly,” I laughed, opening a box of pizza.

“A bearded lady?” Bella taunted me again.

She put a beer pack on the table, sipping from a bottle. I just grimaced at her. Rosalie burst out laughing. We clinked bottles and picked up a piece of pizza each. I expected that I would feel uncomfortable in the company of Rose, but the funny stories about their student adventures squeezed tears of laughter from my eyes. Miss Hale was as crazy as Miss Swan. Between raids in Portland clubs and fucking hot-ass men, she worked in elite cars service station. We drank, ate, exchanged jokes and laughed. I had only one bottle. It is a dull habit I don’t drink and drive. Especially my working car.

“Hey, Edward why the hell you became a cop with such a face?” Rose has drained the third bottle and turned to personal matters.

“With such what face?” I did not understand.

“Have you ever looked in the mirror, cutie?” She purred. “I do not know what’s under your clothes, but even with this handsome sexy face you should be at least a male model.”

“You sure?” Swan decided to clarify things up.

“Positive,” Hale confirmed.
I grinned from girly dithyrambs. God, in this company, I feel as a child. Once again I was seventeen.

“It’s okay, chief, stop smiling,” Bella suddenly frowned.

“Chief?” The blonde stared to her girlfriend surprisingly. “Do you work for him?”

“Pfff, no... he is just Forks police chief,” explained Swan.

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

“She’s telling the truth,” I nodded with a wink to Rose. Bella snorted. Damn, is she jealous or something?

“I thought that all the chiefs were... ummm... Well... you know, like...” Rosalie could not find the words.

“Like my dad?” Bella smiled, and so did I.

“Yeah ...” The blonde nodded.
Rosalie was still staring at me, trying to settle my appearance and my position in her drunken mind, when in the pocket of my coat my cell phone went off.

“Sorry ladies,” I took out the cell phone from the pocket. Damn... “Yeah, Em, what happened?”

“It’s alright, it’s quiet, man. The thing is I am dying of boredom. It is super boring at Billy’s, are you home? Maybe I can come over with beer and pizza? Dude, you gotta help me!”

“Uh... I’m not at home. I’m at Bella’s,” Emmett knew that we were friends. He and Jasper.

“Oh, shit, how long are you going to be there? Chief, I really feel lousy alone,” what he wants? Come over here at Bella’s? She will definitely be against it. Or he wants me to leave? I did not want to leave, but McCarthy’s voice pretty eloquently put pressure on my friendly principles.

“Let me call you back in a minute.”

“I’m all waiting,” cheerfully said my friend and hung up the phone.
I stood in the hallway, not knowing how to start a conversation.

“Is something wrong?” Bella looked out the living room with concerned look.

“Emmett is dying of boredom,” I notified her. “I think I will go to entertain him. And at the same time, you two can chat without me interrupting your girly conversation. Gossip, you know.”

“Emmett?” Rosalie roused herself. “Who is that?”

“Brainless overgrown asshole,” Bella growled, coming out into the hallway.

“He is my friend, he is a cop too. By the way, a good one, baby,” I pulled Bella’s nose, pulling on my coat.

“Buffy, then, huh!” Rosalie was beaming with delight, and ran to the door as well. “Is he cute?”

“He’s ok,” I shrugged.

“You are not going anywhere!” Commanded Rose, coming toward me. Her hand slipped into my pocket, and she pulled out my cell phone. I have not had time to blink, as she pressed a button. “Emmett, honey, this is not the chief, but if you insist... Rosalie Hale... Nice to meet you too. Do you know where Bella lives?” The blonde ignored Swan’s frenzied eyes and her futile attempts to snatch the phone. “Great. Bring more beer and pizza... You already have it? You are lovely. Ok, we are waiting for you.”

“Rosalie Hale!” Bella screamed.

“Give me a break, Swan!” Rose barked, pulling off my coat. “Don’t you think we can ditch the boys?”

“Lustful bitch,” Bella mumbled.
I took a deep breath, and raked my hair back with a hand. The fun is just beginning.

BPOV
I sat between Emmett and Rose, trying not to lean back on the couch, on which idiot’s hand was flattened. Rosalie, on the contrary, sat back relaxed. I even felt with my back as McCarthy’s fingers were stroking her shoulder. These two assholes as if they were two magnets, they pulled each other close. Cullen was sitting in the chair, scowling like a cloud. He wasn’t also particularly happy with this sudden sympathy.

“Hey, I know, let’s play “Truth or dare”,” suddenly shrieked Rose.

“Oh my god, little kids,” I muttered.

“Let’s,” King Kong grinned, sending Rosalie warm look.
Edward just shrugged his shoulders. It is hard for him being sober with us drunk. McCarthy brought more beer which the three of us drank enough. Cullen did not drink. In principle.

“I’ll start,” Rose even jumped with excitement. “Bella, why don’t you like Emmett?”

“He thought I was a whore and dragged me into the police station in handcuffs,” I said.
Rosalie and Edward laughed, Emmett hung his head.

“Bella, I apologized, didn’t I?” He stared at me with puppy eyes.

“It’s my turn. Truth or dare, King Kong?” I decided not to respond to his pathetic dog eyes.

“Truth,” he blurted out. “And then we can go for “dare” if you promise not to be angry at me anymore.”

“What were you thinking of when you drove me to the motel from the precinct?” I giggled.

“That this fucking bitch smoked so heavily in my car so that I would have a cigarette smell on my seats for the whole next month. And that you were very lucky...” He mumbled.

“Lucky? How lucky?” Rose wanted to get things clarified.

“She was lucky that she knew Cullen, otherwise I would fucking kill her for that fucking smoke.”
Now I was laughing with my friends.

“And now “dare”, Godzilla,” I sang, and Emmett became even angrier. “Stand up and say that you deserved it.”
Emmett got up and put his right hand on his heart.

“I deserved it. Forgive me one more time,” the big guy spectacularly dropped down on his knees in front of me, continuing whining and pressing his hands to his chest. “I can not stand it... I am sorry, Miss Swan. Do not be angry with me, my queen, I am just a stupid cop. I was only trying to protect your town. I fully paid for my mistake.”
I giggled and made him get up, stretching out my hand.

“Peace?” Emmett squeezed my hand in his big foot paw, abruptly pulled me towards him and whirled around the room. “Peace, Peace, Peace, short shorts queen,” he sang, still whirling with me.

“Put me down!” I screamed. “Put me down, immediately!”
The giant sat me back gently.

“Hallelujah!” Edward raised his hands to the sky. “The queen has changed temper with mercy. Rose?”

“Truth,” smiled my girlfriend.

“Do you like Emmett?” Cullen wiggled his eyebrows. I snorted. Such a stupid question, Captain Obviousness.

“Yes” simply said Rose, looking to the object of her affection. The object shone like a polished copper bowl.

I sniffed again. Generally, after a half an hour the game could be renamed to “Who will come up with the most banal question.” Dare part of the game didn’t work out somehow. We found out about the first times of each other, identified the most strange places, where each of us had sex, and so on, and many little things: who likes to suck what, which erogenous zones and cherished fantasies they have. In short, Rosalie and Emmett were versed in the theory and coveted practice. Cullen and I became a little tired and bored. He did not share details of his personal life, and answered briefly, as for me, I still hesitated to speak frankly when Emmett was around. If Edward and I were alone, oh, I would tell him... And then I would show him...

“Bella, how long has it been since you had sex?” Said Emmett, not even bothering to ask this kind of question: Truth or Dare? Cullen pricked up his ears.

“Three months,” I said, having made some simple calculations in my head.

“What? How about Mike? 6 weeks ago, Swan! After the club you did... didn’t you...” Rose protested.

“Hale, you tripping?” I cut off her delirium. “Even when I’m sober I am sick of his gel hair... And back then we were hammered... In short – no. Three months,” I cut off.
Edward clenched his lips, giggling in his turtleneck collar. Go ahead jerk, laugh. Virgin girl. You friendly im-not-going-to-have-sex-with-you jerk.

“What are you smiling about, chief? What was the last time you had sex?” Suddenly gladdened my ego Emmett.

“It is not your turn to ask Em,” roared Cullen. His smile was dramatically wiped off from his face.

“It’s mine,” smiled Rose. “So, what was the last time you had sex, chief?”
Now I was smiling, not even trying to hide my malicious fun.

“I did not count, I don’t know, about... Also about three months...”

“Whoa, guys, wait a second here you are lying to us,” McCarthy suddenly became indignant. “You slept with her back then, right.”
Emmett’s finger was pointing at me.

“Are you crazy? Back then? When?” Edward became indignant.

“On the day of your acquaintance. Bella drunk a little too much and you were having fun in her room,” did I miss something that night?

“Fuck!” Edward slapped his hand on his forehead. “Crowley told you? Shit.”

“So did it happen?” Rosalie wild eyes shone.

“Nothing happened!” Edward wound up. “Tyler did not mention that I was inside only for three minutes?”

“He did, but when you consider and that abstinence of yours that has been going for a hundred years...” Emmett snickered. Rose doubled over in convulsions, grunting.
Cullen blushed. Fuck me, CULLEN BLUSHED!!!

“Hey, sweetie, so did it happen or not?” I decided to make fun of him and laugh as well.
Edward threw pizza crust at me.

“Shut up, Swan! And you, my friend, do not be surprised if you don’t get the month bonus,” Edward reached for my half-empty bottle. Well, we got him.

“Do not be mad, handsome!” I bit off from the crust and threw what’s left at his head.

“My turn to ask,” roared frenzied Cullen. “Bella, tell us about the last James’s joke. Tell us why you freaked out?”
I froze. Fuck! Below the waist, Cullen.

“James? James Smith?” Emmett suddenly butted in again.
Not finding the strength to push the sounds out of my mouth, I nodded. Rose’s hand squeezed my fingers. Oh, let Emmett save me from having to answer!..

“You know him?” Edward asked surprised.

“Yeah, he managed to get busted three times in just one month. What an asshole I tell you. Yes, and he is also a junkie,” Emmett kissed the bottle. “It was back then when Charlie was the police chief. The first time Swan helped this asshole escape punishment, then his dad got involved, well the third time they both took care so that this moron would leave the town. So Bella, you two spent all your childhood together, right?”

“Dare” I said to Edward, ignoring Emmett’s question.

“No,” rested Cullen. “Speak up!”

“Edward, change the question or voice dare,” Rosalie looked at him with her trademark I-kill-you look. But Edward just stared at me. Disabled brain memories come to life again before my eyes with disgusting pictures. As nervous tremor rolled down my body.

“Let’s go have a smoke,” Cullen pulled me by the arm and dragged me into the kitchen.

EPOV
“Let’s go have a smoke,” I pulled Bella’s arm and dragged her into the kitchen.

“Cullen...” Rosalie growled to my back. I have not responded. “I am coming with you.”

“Come on baby, let them smoke,” with a corner of my eye I saw Emmett embracing the blonde so that she would not rush to us. Thank you, dude. I got carried away with this bonus thing, I will definitely give him one this month.

“Edward, please, let me go. You are hurting me,” Bella whined.
Damn, I squeezed her wrist too tightly.

“Forgive me,” I pulled my hand away.

Bella ran into the kitchen behind me, got into the cupboard above the sink, where in the pot on the top shelf she kept her cigarette stash. Her trembling fingers let her down. The pack of cigarettes dropped on the floor and came to my feet. I picked it up, noting that Bella’s shoulders cramped. Shit... But what this douche-bag did to her? The girl was standing with her back toward me, leaning on the sink. I lit a cigarette and held it to her face, standing very close behind. Her lips lightly touched my fingers, inhaling the smoke. I could not resist, and put a cigarette to my mouth. Bella leaned back, pressing her back against my chest. I felt her trembling.

“Shhh,” I pressed my cheek to her crown, and with my free hand I wrapped her around the waist.
We smoked the same cigarette, dragging in turns. May my dick be covered with toadstool, if not the most sensitive exchange of microbes in my entire fucking life!.. I even wished that the cigarette would not be over so quickly, but I wished that precisely for a second. A shiver her body went away, and Bella relaxed and dropped her head on my chest. Fuck, she’ll hear that I had a sudden attack of arrhythmia due to her proximity to me. I carefully turned the little girl around so that her face was looking at me. In her coffee eyes the fear was still splashing. I held her face in my hands, not allowing looking away. God, I’m losing my mind, when she stops being a bitch. This happened when Emmett dragged her into the lock-up. Then it happened when we stood on the quay and I chickened out. Then it happened when I decided “to hell with it all” and started kissing her. Her mouth... Mine! I leaned over and gently touched her lips parted with mine.

“Bella...” a kiss.

“I will...” a kiss.

“... not let...” a kiss.

“... anybody...” a kiss.

“... insult you,” a kiss.

“Do not...” a kiss.

“... fear,” a kiss.

I kissed her very gently. Carefully. Carefully. Just barely. Almost as a friend. The key word is “almost”... Why I decided that this was the best way to get Bella to relax? It’s simultaneously the best way to get me to tense up.

“Edward,” Bella’s hand walked on my chest, neck, tangled in my hair. I felt, as she was bending my head down, and she was rising to her toes. Her tongue slid over my upper lip, outlining a path. Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!

“Baby, don’t...” I groaned into her mouth.

“You’re so sweet,” Bella was sucking my lower lip, biting it.

“Damn,” I could not resist it. I started kissing her mouth roughly, pushing my tongue through her lips.

Bella tilted her head, giving me the initiative, and was fully lost in a kiss. She shuddered again, but now it is certainly not out of fear. My head was buzzing, even though I almost did not drink. Lustful creature comes alive in me again. I grabbed her ass, pressing Bella to the cabinet with my groin. Crazy. Mad. Completely lost it. Her smell. Her skin. Her moans.
Having lifted, I sat her tasty ass on the countertop near the sink. My hands slid under Bella’s sweater eagerly rubbing the skin on her stomach, stroking her ribs, touching her breasts. Bra! Why the hell she is not wearing a bra! I AM FUCKED! Fucking perfect boobs jumped into my hands themselves. I snarled, detaching myself from her lips to gulp air and kiss her neck. Bella breathed intermittently, when I started pinching her already tight nipples from time to time.
And then my head was pierced by a terrible pain. Bella pulled my hair back, causing me to break away from her.

“Ahh, shit, let go!” I whined. “It hurts...”

“I hope it will hurt even harder, Cullen,” she pushed me away and jumped off the table. “When you dick is wilting...”

She grabbed my cock through the jeans, squeezing it gently... For one crappy-slobbering-sweet moment, I thought I’d cum right in the pants. But Bella has immediately let go of my sticking friend.

“What the fuck?” I have not thought of what to say... But – WHAT THE FUCK?!

“There you go!” Cut off Swan. “You now have enough fantasy for a week of handmade fun, chief.”

“You! You!” Fuck, I can not think of anything to say again... But – SHE!!!

“And if your friend got in mind fucking Rosalie on my couch, then tell him that he will need to buy a new one!” Bella jabbed a finger toward the living room. I followed the direction with my eyes. Em, having seated the blonde girlfriend on his lap, was doing about the same things and I and Bella did a minute ago.

“Bella...” I put my fingers in my hair. Again, I do not know what to say... But – BELLA!!!

“Dork!” Barked Swan, running out of the kitchen. “Good night,” she hissed, and run up the stairs.

I was standing in the middle of the kitchen, touching with my fingers the disheveled hair which was pretty disheveled even without the involvement of this furious fury.

“What the hell?” Rosalie was standing at the door with a menacing look. “What have you told her, asshole?!”

“Nothing,” I muttered and trudged toward the exit. “Em, I’m going home. Need a lift?”

“Ahh... Uh... Probably,” he drawled.

“Let’s go,” I’ve already put my coat on and opened the door.

“Rose, I will call. About tomorrow...” McCarthy was getting dressed on the run.
The blonde just nodded. I jumped out outside without waiting for Emmett, got into the car and started the engine.

“What the fuck happened back there, boss? You such a buzzkill,” Hissed angrily McCarthy, squeezing his ass in the front seat.

“I do not have to report to you!” I growled angrily.

“Subordination, eh?” Emmett grimaced poisonously.
I did not deign to answer. In silence we reached his house.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, buzzkill...”

“Hey!” I suddenly remembered his last words. “And what about tomorrow?”

“We wanted to hang out at Billy’s. Bella was going to bring Rose,” he unbuckled his seatbelt and was already getting out of the car, and then he said: “I advise you to figure out how to apologize to her.”

“What made you think that it was my fault?”

“From the fact that I see your guilty face for the first time. You even looked better after this Leah thing.”

“You know, I never laid a finger on Leah,” I fired up again.

“That’s it, chief...” He threw up his hands and slammed the door. Insightful asshole. Where was your sharp-eyed vision when you mistook Swan for a prostitute?

I looked at his back as he was walking away and automatically drove home. What the hell happened today? She kissed me. She enjoyed. She allowed me. What is the problem? Every day that we spent together, Bella teased me with her body movements and words. Why the hell she went crazy when I disabled my guard?..

I collapsed on the bed, realizing that her curse was working at full strength. My balls were aching from unsatisfied desire. At the same time, I knew that I could not help it with masturbation that became so routine to me recently. Having buried my nose in a pillow, I covered my head with the second one, and had a dull moan. I was contemplating for the rest of the night, what should I do to stop wanting Bella Swan.

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